Quilters rule. You know this. So, do not mess with my fabric.
My scissors are strictly forbidden. You risk your fingers and your life if you touch them.
Do not ask me to iron clothes. Irons are for quilting fabric only!
Don’t use my rotary cutter on wood, cardboard, paper or glass!
A fat quarter is NOT a body part (unless you’re a chicken)!
Quilters know all the angles.
S/He with the most fabric, wins!